Dr Muck’s Blog 2nd Feb 2010
What an exciting week it’s been. I am currently in ongoing talks with Celador about getting my proposal for a new prime time TV show on the air. Its going
Dr Muck’s Blog 20th Jan 2010
Ahhhh, so it’s 2010. The “noughties” are left behind, and we’re in the teens. As Gary Glitter likes to say. I have high hopes for this year. It certainly has
Dr Muck’s Blog 7th Jan 2010
Professor Real has just left. I don’t know what he gave me, but everything went blurry, and then I started seeing two blurinesses. I don’t even know if that’s a word. He
Dr Muck’s Blog 28th Dec 2009
Another Christmas over, another couple of stone in the fat bank. I’ve been royally fed and watered over the last few days. Mrs Muck gave me a good nosh up
Dr Muck’s Blog 13th Dec 2009
Eugh….. my head is pounding, my mouth tastes like a camel’s jock strap (don’t ask, strange things go on late at night at Uncle Jamal’s), my ears are ringing and
Dr Muck’s Blog 8th Dec 2009
I may be a doctor but that doesn’t mean I neglect my body in the way that mechanics drive shoddy cars, or hairdressers look like cunts. No, I look after
Dr Muck’s Blog 6th Dec 2009
You should always feel comfortable enough with your partner for her to find you face down on the living room floor at 5am. Preferably still breathing. I’ve ordered
Dr Muck’s Blog 4th Dec 2009
It’s Mrs Muck’s birthday today. As such, I am only going to spend a couple of hours round at Fifi’s, who’s the head Muck FM geisha girl, and my
Dr Muck’s Blog 30th Nov 2009
According to Wikipedia, Ruth “Miss” Jones is a “fey, whimsical spinster” Have any three words in the English language ever conjured up such images of femininity, love, and lust? Well, not
Dr Muck’s Blog 29th Nov 2009
There’s no denying it. Frances de la Tour is really a very handsome woman. I’m just chilling on the sofa, after another mad old skool session in the studio tonight,