Doctor Muck’s Blog 2nd December 2011
2nd December 2011 I’m so sorry that I have been absent for so long and would like to thank everyone who has written to me out of concern for my
2nd December 2011 I’m so sorry that I have been absent for so long and would like to thank everyone who has written to me out of concern for my
Tuesday 14th June Me and Mrs Muck were down on the beach by ourselves this morning, soaking up the sun, which is getting progressively hotter as our holiday goes on.
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Monday 13th June Uncle Jamal turned up at our apartment uninvited last night, and announced his arrival by stumbling up the stairs and falling flat on his face as he
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Sunday 12th June My legal team (Handy, wearing his half moon glasses that he peers over to read his papers because it gives him an air of being erudite) has
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Saturday 11th June Considering the amount of alcohol that was consumed last night I’m pleased to report that none of us seem to be suffering any ill effects today. No
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Friday 10th June For the first time this week we woke up to glorious sunshine, and even at 9am it was scorching outside. Until now it’s been overcast in the
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Thursday 9th June Poor me, poor me…. but please, whatever you do, don’t pour me another. Last night at the barbeque I somehow managed to get wasted on a combination
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Wednesday 8th June Handy, Sandy, Mandy and Fifi were all arrested last night in a sting operation by the police targeting crime against tourists on the Algarve. Later on we
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Tuesday June 7th Eugh, it’s taken just two days for Handy and Sandy to start squabbling. Sandy was going down the shops for some more beer and rizla this morning
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Monday 6th June Handy was admitted to hospital last night with severe sunstroke. The doctors had to peel his mankini from his blistered oozing skin, and I reckon you could
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